Welcome to ward 403, aka. “Glitchtown”. The inmates here are a little weird, because they seem to think they’re in some sort of webcomic. The two current inmates, subject-a and subject-b, doesn’t seem to be responding to any medication so far. We’ve been monitoring them for awhile, and been able to gather some data:

Subject 403-a, ‘Isaac‘
Estimated age: 50-60
Documented interest: Reading, drinking, smoking.
Favorite movie: Citizen Kane
Favorite artist: Beethoven
Notes: Delusional, insane. Although calm, he should be considered dangerous. Proceed with caution.
According to Subject-b:
- I LOVE Isaac, he’s so awesome and smart and stuff. I could kiss him, if he’d only let me.

Subject 403-b, ‘Leslie’
Estimated age: 15-25
Documented interest: Using the computer.
Favorite movie: Shrek 2
Favorite artist: Eifel 65
Other notes: Delusional, insane. Much more cooperative than Subject-a, although shy. A little bit weird.
According to Subject-a:
- I hate this person. Now bring me my coffee.